19 September 2007

Squirrel Arsonists

Fire investigators are pinning several recent spot fires near Seeley Lake on an unlikely group of arsonists - squirrels.

A man reported the wildfires last Wednesday afternoon outside his home on Montana Highway 83, moments after turning the ignition key on his RV.

Unbeknownst to the driver, a local colony of gray squirrels had been stowing pine cones in the vehicle's exhaust pipe, and the loaded tailpipe began blasting fiery cones across his driveway like a Roman candle, igniting a handful of small grass fires.

http://www.missoulian.com/articles/2007/09/11/news/local/news05.txt

This is merely the first wave. Note the appearance of innocence by using the heat of a car's exhuast to ignite their deadly projectiles. Soon, there will be no need to maintain this facade, and they will use their superheated tails to light them directly.

Don't say i didn't warn you...

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